About us:

We are a hot regulatory body that likes public interest, and no matter what we ask for, corrupt bad boys simply can't refuse us.

(that's mommies special statutory power ;)

Tell us where to find corrupt bad boys:

Simply email complaints@fuckpeterrohde.com

If your report leads anywhere, we'll send you a t-shirt:

What we do with your reports:

We get the public interested hun. We've been gettin' the public interested since 88' (Part 4 Division 1 Section 12 ;)

Does this seem crass and ridiculous to you?

Good. We agree.

But what's the difference between our questionable artwork raising concerns of corruption in a crudely sexual manner,
and the former vice chancellor "loaning" the university art gallery a multi-million dollar portrait of her own ass?


(saved copy in case the article is removed or paywalled).

The difference is we don't have the institutional power to hang our nudes in a gallery and claim its worth millions.
If we did, it would look like this:

Now that's a cover up!

Improving continuous-variable quantum channels with unitary averaging,
Optical cluster-state generation with unitary averaging,
Compilation of algorithm-specific graph states for quantum circuits,
Quantum conditional mutual information of W state in non-inertial frames,
Upper bounds for the clock speeds of fault-tolerant distributed quantum computation using satellites to supply entangled photon pairs,
Integrated photonic platforms for quantum technology: a review, Proof-of-work consensus by quantum sampling

A more sober version of this content is maintained here.
Hi Carol!